“This chicken was raised in a loving home. It got regular manicures, pedicures, and spa days. This chicken was offered gifts and sacrifices in its lifetime. This chicken then volunteered as tribute at the age of which it was neither too young nor too old to be consumed. This chicken’s soul exited its body just before it became meat for our survival-it ascended to heaven. This chicken’s soul, the souls of its ancestors, alongside the chef, his ancestors and spirit guides then tenderly executed the preparation process. The chef was undoubtedly at ultimate peace when performing this holy act of producing what we call “Jerked Chicken”. The grill itself was seasoned. The smoke divine. The belly of the pork no different, certainly that little piggy was born with a halo, and died a god.“
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“This chicken was raised in a loving home. It got regular manicures, pedicures, and spa days. This chicken was offered gifts and sacrifices in its lifetime. This chicken then volunteered as tribute at the age of which it was neither too young nor too old to be consumed. This chicken’s soul exited its body just before it became meat for our survival-it ascended to heaven. This chicken’s soul, the souls of its ancestors, alongside the chef, his ancestors and spirit guides then tenderly executed the preparation process. The chef was undoubtedly at ultimate peace when performing this holy act of producing what we call “Jerked Chicken”. The grill itself was seasoned. The smoke divine. The belly of the pork no different, certainly that little piggy was born with a halo, and died a god.“