From the get-go, while waiting for our drinks, we noticed flee killer behind the bar and boat coolers keeping beer cold. Recommended not touch any surfaces or breath. The black mold on the ceiling was the icing on the cake. Our bartender "Meth"anie could not add it was funny and not at the same time, but the beer was cheap and cold five star dive bar for sure
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Thad S.
Great drinks but didnt let me play Creed. Put it on the Queue and they turned it off. Sad.
Philip Northcutt
The best the Keys has to offer! We go there on the regular for the sushi. I don’t know where they get their fish or why it’s so warm when you get it, but man it tastes almost like blue cheese that’s been warmed in your car all day. They’re super green because they use old phone books to hold the bar up. There is an actual air conditioner where COVID originated from. FACT. I LOVE this place. The girls here are as fine as they come in Key West. This one chic who was hitting on me was super hot even though she had prop marks on her back.Vegetarian options: There’s no meat at all. Except for the sushi.Parking: The parking lot is AMAZEBALLS!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Rebecca M.
good people good location good times Kelly is my favorite bartender she's fun personable & great to look at ;). good times only
Chuck S (PYR8HD)
This is the dive bar champion!
Atmosphere: 5
Service: 5
Hannah McQuay
Very cool hole in the wall dive bar. Worth the stop.
Atmosphere: 5
Service: 5
Susan S.
Kelly the bartender is awesome! Truly the ultimate dive bar. Sad we couldn't stick around for the topless skeeball. Maybe next year.
Jessica Berish
Friendly staff, clean bathrooms.
Atmosphere: 5
Service: 5
Theshopkimg13
Thank u josh for a awesome time the best bar of r trip everyone should come see u the 4 women u will never forget
JC C
I'm giving PP 5 stars because it's the last of a dying breed. When tourists ask " where do the locals go?" This is it! A real local bar. Unlike the discovered Green Parrot that pretends to be a local bar these days.You want to meet real people? This is the place.
If you are looking for the best dive bar in Key West you have found it. Cash only and the coldest beers.
Roger Tedi
Not a bad spot. Watch out for the locals though because it is common for them to try setting you up with the cops and a guy sitting at the bar threatened to do that to me so I had to move my seat, chug my beer and leave.Other than that, I liked the joint and there is boat parking right there.
Amanda Westergaard
Love this Place!It's a must Stop, if you like a good laid back dive bar ?-if you're not too upity
Ginger F.
Bay far THE BEST DIVE EVER. Josh, our sweet bartender from Minnesota, and Angels are such a great representation of the bar. We had to come back for a second time and I bet for a third. Love the Porpoise!
From the get-go, while waiting for our drinks, we noticed flee killer behind the bar and boat coolers keeping beer cold. Recommended not touch any surfaces or breath. The black mold on the ceiling was the icing on the cake. Our bartender "Meth"anie could not add it was funny and not at the same time, but the beer was cheap and cold five star dive bar for sure
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Great drinks but didnt let me play Creed. Put it on the Queue and they turned it off. Sad.
The best the Keys has to offer! We go there on the regular for the sushi. I don’t know where they get their fish or why it’s so warm when you get it, but man it tastes almost like blue cheese that’s been warmed in your car all day. They’re super green because they use old phone books to hold the bar up. There is an actual air conditioner where COVID originated from. FACT. I LOVE this place. The girls here are as fine as they come in Key West. This one chic who was hitting on me was super hot even though she had prop marks on her back.Vegetarian options: There’s no meat at all. Except for the sushi.Parking: The parking lot is AMAZEBALLS!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
good people good location good times Kelly is my favorite bartender she's fun personable & great to look at ;). good times only
This is the dive bar champion!
Atmosphere: 5
Service: 5
Very cool hole in the wall dive bar. Worth the stop.
Atmosphere: 5
Service: 5
Kelly the bartender is awesome! Truly the ultimate dive bar. Sad we couldn't stick around for the topless skeeball. Maybe next year.
Friendly staff, clean bathrooms.
Atmosphere: 5
Service: 5
Thank u josh for a awesome time the best bar of r trip everyone should come see u the 4 women u will never forget
I'm giving PP 5 stars because it's the last of a dying breed. When tourists ask " where do the locals go?" This is it! A real local bar. Unlike the discovered Green Parrot that pretends to be a local bar these days.You want to meet real people? This is the place.
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If you are looking for the best dive bar in Key West you have found it. Cash only and the coldest beers.
Not a bad spot. Watch out for the locals though because it is common for them to try setting you up with the cops and a guy sitting at the bar threatened to do that to me so I had to move my seat, chug my beer and leave.Other than that, I liked the joint and there is boat parking right there.
Love this Place!It's a must Stop, if you like a good laid back dive bar ?-if you're not too upity
Bay far THE BEST DIVE EVER. Josh, our sweet bartender from Minnesota, and Angels are such a great representation of the bar. We had to come back for a second time and I bet for a third. Love the Porpoise!
Best local bar north of Key West