Had been there once before and liked it but was disappointed with the quality of the food this time. Service was good. The scrambled eggs were grainy like you might get at a free hotel buffet. The bacon was nothing to brag about particularly considering the name of the place. Not likely to go back
Kelly S.
We never got to eat here. The hostess told it was a 20 minute wait, so we agreed to stand in the bar area until a table freed up. The tables cleared and were filled pretty quickly by other customers, but we never got called from the bar. 40 minutes later we approached a waitress and asked about our status. She looked confused and didn't even realize we were waiting at all. She seated us immediately, but by that point we did not feel comfortable giving them our business and left. I hope that even in busy hours this establishment can make sure every customer is still treated with care and attention.
Anna M.
Food was honestly pretty good, which really surprised me considering the atmosphere is very.. interesting. It seems like it wouldn't be that great but in all honesty it was amazing. It took us a bit to be seated and they ask you to wait in the bar while you wait for your table. That sounded okay until I realized the bar was a super freaking tiny space with no seats and about 30 others in there waiting on the same thing. Food and drinks were good. Decently priced and came out quickly. The servers are super sweet and it cracks me up how they call you a bitch. Very "girl coded" if you know what I mean
Andy Sheppard
4.5 stars from me, breakfast this morning was good!Staff are lovely, orange juice hit the spot.Chicken waffles were very good had bacon instead of egg and bacon was slightly crispy for me. Otherwise really good.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 5
øl_ya
breakfast was good ??
David M.
We had brunch here on a Sunday and the place was very lively. Loud music & a fun crowd. The server promptly greeted us with a "Hello, bitches". LOL If you get offended be that word, this place may not be for you but it's all in good fun. My wife had breakfast tacos and I had the Thick, both of which were excellent. If you're looking for a fun place with a good vibe & good food, try this place.
Joshua
NICOLE IS THAT GIRL, All the servers and staff are cool AF. Nicole toook the cake cuz she's extremely personable and kind and her smile is so endearing. Me and my friends came for pride weekend and she was our server the last year we came, her seevice was so good then that we remembered her and when she was there it felt perfect. The food is delicious and they make you feel right at home. Give her a promotion!
Dax A.
Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns, spinach w/ Dressing. $12.00 Basic breakfast but does its job. Great Value. The seats are very uncomfortable, outdoor metal seats. Cafe con leche (free) check in with Yelp! Busy. Music. Fun. Staff works hard. "What will it be Bitches" Safe place to freely use the word Bitch. Enjoyed my visit. Part of Essex House by Clevelander / Clevelander South Beach Hotel. Free croissant and Cafe with Essex booked room. One employee was rude and rolled her eyes at me for not hearing her. The young gentleman making my coffee apologized for his co-workers rude behavior. That's A+ Guest Service. Thank you
Sonia J.
The food was really good and the service was prompt. The tables were worn and sticky but they were wiped down so that was weird. The breeze from the water and views were beautiful. I appreciated the gentlemen who referred to us as ladies (yes I understand the concept but still).
Nakia S.
Very welcoming and happy vibe! The theme is "bitch" so you're a birthday bitch or thirsty bitch etc. Great food, outdoors on a patio, so a little warm but the fans are moving
The server was attentive and kind but the food and drinks were so so so bad. Like literally inedible. We got the breakfast tacos and the chicken and waffles and we left it all there. The food could have been made by me for $2 and it would have tasted better.
Danielle S.
Overrated cliché. Catchy name gets you in the door... and then all flair is lost. The drinks were boring and served after our meals came out. We got the frozen drink Love - it was basically a strawberry frazil with a shot thrown on top. We also had a classic mojito. If they put alcohol in it, we couldn't find it through the forest of mint leaves that filled the plastic cup. For brunch we had the maple pancakes... which come topped with some banana concoction. It was cold. Pancakes room temperature, at best, bananas fridge cold. We also had the Curvy breakfast sandwich. Croissant was stale. For a place that literally has bacon in the name... their bacon wasn't hot nor special. Denny's bacon is comparable. The server was kind and attentive. But she can't make up for the subpar food and beverages. Over-priced hype.
Maria Schrock
The food, service, and atmosphere were perfect. This place is such a vibe. We came down to Miami just to have brunch here and it was worth the trip. My teenager is upset that I came without her, so we will definitely be back.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Nancy M.
This place geeeeeks! They call everyone bitch so don't take it personal, it's all for fun. We came maybe 40 minutes before they closed and the manager was nice enough to let us still get a table and order food. I got the maple griddle sliders because they reminded me of the McDonald's McGriddle but way better. Stuffed with bacon, sausage, egg and cheese. Yummmm!! And you know I poured a lot of syrup on them too. I wish the pancakes were a little softer and not crunch but it was still solid. This place is fun, they came around with shots for everyone at one point! Felt like a little closing party ha!
Music doesn't surround the outside area. Looks like they have a house speaker for the music. They tell you to wait inside for your table at the bar area after checked in for reservations. Wait was about 20 minutes to be seated. Tables were super compact for the 4 people in our group. We barely had arm room to move. Food was good though. Not great, but decent. The waitresses wasn't that lit. They could have role played a lot more and interacted with guest. Seems like the waitresses do more talking to each other than anything. We did expect a little more variety of ethnicities. Didn't really see that either. Ambiance could be better. Service could be better.
Had been there once before and liked it but was disappointed with the quality of the food this time. Service was good. The scrambled eggs were grainy like you might get at a free hotel buffet. The bacon was nothing to brag about particularly considering the name of the place. Not likely to go back
We never got to eat here. The hostess told it was a 20 minute wait, so we agreed to stand in the bar area until a table freed up. The tables cleared and were filled pretty quickly by other customers, but we never got called from the bar. 40 minutes later we approached a waitress and asked about our status. She looked confused and didn't even realize we were waiting at all. She seated us immediately, but by that point we did not feel comfortable giving them our business and left. I hope that even in busy hours this establishment can make sure every customer is still treated with care and attention.
Food was honestly pretty good, which really surprised me considering the atmosphere is very.. interesting. It seems like it wouldn't be that great but in all honesty it was amazing. It took us a bit to be seated and they ask you to wait in the bar while you wait for your table. That sounded okay until I realized the bar was a super freaking tiny space with no seats and about 30 others in there waiting on the same thing. Food and drinks were good. Decently priced and came out quickly. The servers are super sweet and it cracks me up how they call you a bitch. Very "girl coded" if you know what I mean
4.5 stars from me, breakfast this morning was good!Staff are lovely, orange juice hit the spot.Chicken waffles were very good had bacon instead of egg and bacon was slightly crispy for me. Otherwise really good.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 5
breakfast was good ??
We had brunch here on a Sunday and the place was very lively. Loud music & a fun crowd. The server promptly greeted us with a "Hello, bitches". LOL If you get offended be that word, this place may not be for you but it's all in good fun. My wife had breakfast tacos and I had the Thick, both of which were excellent. If you're looking for a fun place with a good vibe & good food, try this place.
NICOLE IS THAT GIRL, All the servers and staff are cool AF. Nicole toook the cake cuz she's extremely personable and kind and her smile is so endearing. Me and my friends came for pride weekend and she was our server the last year we came, her seevice was so good then that we remembered her and when she was there it felt perfect. The food is delicious and they make you feel right at home. Give her a promotion!
Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns, spinach w/ Dressing. $12.00 Basic breakfast but does its job. Great Value. The seats are very uncomfortable, outdoor metal seats. Cafe con leche (free) check in with Yelp! Busy. Music. Fun. Staff works hard. "What will it be Bitches" Safe place to freely use the word Bitch. Enjoyed my visit. Part of Essex House by Clevelander / Clevelander South Beach Hotel. Free croissant and Cafe with Essex booked room. One employee was rude and rolled her eyes at me for not hearing her. The young gentleman making my coffee apologized for his co-workers rude behavior. That's A+ Guest Service. Thank you
The food was really good and the service was prompt. The tables were worn and sticky but they were wiped down so that was weird. The breeze from the water and views were beautiful. I appreciated the gentlemen who referred to us as ladies (yes I understand the concept but still).
Very welcoming and happy vibe! The theme is "bitch" so you're a birthday bitch or thirsty bitch etc. Great food, outdoors on a patio, so a little warm but the fans are moving
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The server was attentive and kind but the food and drinks were so so so bad. Like literally inedible. We got the breakfast tacos and the chicken and waffles and we left it all there. The food could have been made by me for $2 and it would have tasted better.
Overrated cliché. Catchy name gets you in the door... and then all flair is lost. The drinks were boring and served after our meals came out. We got the frozen drink Love - it was basically a strawberry frazil with a shot thrown on top. We also had a classic mojito. If they put alcohol in it, we couldn't find it through the forest of mint leaves that filled the plastic cup. For brunch we had the maple pancakes... which come topped with some banana concoction. It was cold. Pancakes room temperature, at best, bananas fridge cold. We also had the Curvy breakfast sandwich. Croissant was stale. For a place that literally has bacon in the name... their bacon wasn't hot nor special. Denny's bacon is comparable. The server was kind and attentive. But she can't make up for the subpar food and beverages. Over-priced hype.
The food, service, and atmosphere were perfect. This place is such a vibe. We came down to Miami just to have brunch here and it was worth the trip. My teenager is upset that I came without her, so we will definitely be back.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
This place geeeeeks! They call everyone bitch so don't take it personal, it's all for fun. We came maybe 40 minutes before they closed and the manager was nice enough to let us still get a table and order food. I got the maple griddle sliders because they reminded me of the McDonald's McGriddle but way better. Stuffed with bacon, sausage, egg and cheese. Yummmm!! And you know I poured a lot of syrup on them too. I wish the pancakes were a little softer and not crunch but it was still solid. This place is fun, they came around with shots for everyone at one point! Felt like a little closing party ha!
Music doesn't surround the outside area. Looks like they have a house speaker for the music. They tell you to wait inside for your table at the bar area after checked in for reservations. Wait was about 20 minutes to be seated. Tables were super compact for the 4 people in our group. We barely had arm room to move. Food was good though. Not great, but decent. The waitresses wasn't that lit. They could have role played a lot more and interacted with guest. Seems like the waitresses do more talking to each other than anything. We did expect a little more variety of ethnicities. Didn't really see that either. Ambiance could be better. Service could be better.