The Rancho Relaxo

303 SW 170th St, Newberry

Recent Reviews

Texas Originalist

Food was cold, but barmaid was loose, so it all balances out. Child labor was a nice touch that helped keep the tables clean.

Doug Eakin

Food was cold, but barmaid was loose, so it all balances out. Child labor was a nice touch that helped keep the tables clean.

Cory Miller

The hospitality and conversation was excellent, wish I could say the same about the food. It took so long we ended up having to go to another restaurant in town. That is the reason for the 4 stars. There was also kids running all over the place, some with their shirts off. It was a little embarrassing. The band's music was all over the place too. Iron Maiden being played which seemed a little out of place but we are from Tennessee, just not used to that. We will be back though!

Susan LoMonte

Great food. Always have gin and vodka. Cats tend to jump on the table. Got stalked by chickens. Open late.

John Lyons

Great party!

Jennifer Stankevich

Amazing host and beautiful property.

Brian Sparks

The menu is a bit veggie heavy. Last visit I had to bring my own pork butt. Minus one star for that. The cats were locked up away from the guests so the only animal in the petting zoo was a lone dog. It was a good dog, but still no available cats loses a star.

katie bledsoe

Sleeping accommodations are wonderful. Cats are wonderful. Hosts are wonderful. Kids are adorable. The legos were contained so my feet remained uninjured. The drinks flowed like water, the pool was wet, and parking was ample. Will I be back? Darn tootin'!

Stephen Marsh

I thought it was pretty good. Good drink selection, nice outdoor patio. Worst part for me was when the bar man hassled me for not helping him with his roof work. I mean I definitely would have, but seriously where does he get off? This is supposed to be the Rancho Relaxo, not the Rancho Roofworko!

steve eakin

Loud kids who wouldn't let me watch the TV. Many many cats both inside and outside. Piles of of construction debris everywhere. Shower did not work. Loud heavy metal music playing. Kitchen was a mess. Beds not made. House decorated in a Star Wars motif. I will not stay here again unless forced.

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