Not impressed with this club at all! Showed up with a group of 5 couples and 3 single females. It was a glow theme night. And we all were dressed extra sexy and had all our glow outfits on. We all had already purchased our tickets and were all previously approved on our applications for this club. Two of the men in our group were wearing fun glow outfits. One of which was a button up shirt and short glow matching combo and the other a nice silk jumpsuit. They were told they could not come in because they were out of dress code.... Manager came out and saw how big and attractive our group was and decided to let us all in after all. But made sure to make it clear that we had to tip the door girl. ( apparently this was non optional) even tho we had already paid our membership/ and tickets $. This was most of our groups first time being in a club like this. So one offered a tour or any guidance what so ever. We stood around for a while with our hands full of our stuff until we made our way up the very dark steep stairs to the upstairs area where we found some lockers to put our belongings in. There were no changing rooms and the tiny women's bathroom only had one working stall. The only plus I could say was that towels were provided which was nice because there was no staff changing sheets or cleaning up anything. I have to say it was pretty gross how wet and dirty everything was. Luckily it was so dark probably to try to hide how disgusting the place was. I was definitely not impressed and djj ok by ever feel the need to come back to Collette in Nola.
Abbi wolf
I've been to collettes over a dozen times, and I've never had one bad experience. It's the only reason I go to nola now, it's an incredible experience and I recommend it to everyone in the lifestyle I meet.
Angela
I live 2buildings down from 822 Gravier and it’s impossible to sleep with the base playing so loud in the back end of collette. We’ve tolerated it for years, since around 2000 but it’s worse than ever. It’s 1:00 am. There are residencies on all sides of the collette building and the volume and base need to be lowered. Thank you for considering your neighbors.
Jason Hunter
The prices are to high just for entry. And the club is not as updated for the price charge to enter!
Ashanta Randolph
Had a great time! There are some things that can be a little updated & clean. But I had a time!
Atmosphere: 5
Ottawa DS
Went on Sat night and had a great time. Nice club, good music, sexy & friendly couples, nice play areas…..it was perfect.
Sam Belden
Brought my girlfriend who is new to the scene. We did our thing in a singular semi private room without going elsewhere. Then when cleaning up and getting dressed, her blue dress was gone. Nowhere to be found despite extensive search. She had to wear a dress from the lost and found home to our hotel..Despite a great layout and generally enjoyable atmosphere, this was very creepy!!Update: I emailed them per managements request and have received no response.
Kevin Velasquez
My wife and I were excited to go to this place. We followed instructions and when we got there, they didn’t let me in because I was wearing shorts. The shorts were actually dressy, they weren’t even sporty or anything like that. However we saw how another man in shorts was let in. Disappointed.
Service: 1
Sade Ammons
Great atmosphere! One of my favorite New Orleans spots!
Marcie Thornton
First time there was on a Saturday night and we enjoyed it just observed that night. Went back the next Friday and there was so many single men it was creepy the way the just stood around and gawked. We wanted to give it one more chance and went back on Saturday night and upstairs was so hot you couldn’t do anything but sweat. We are in New Orleans and the humidity it terrible and it was 90* tried to play but couldn’t it was just to hot.
I would love to take my wife and have a gang bang party … then if the guys are interested in banging this a** out let me know..
David Blane
I'm a single dude and have had much fun there. Tips for my single fellas; be a good vibe, go without any expectations, be physically fit, and be mentally prepared to turn it on when its time.
Tammy Dillow
I have been to many play parties, dungeon parties and social clubs such as Collette. The venue is nice with a lot of rooms, music could definitely be better.The reason for my low review has nothing to do with any of that. It has to do with cleanliness. The private rooms upstairs with beds have cloth sheets that do not get changed out after each use, there are no cleaning stations anywhere to wipe surfaces down. All of the beds upstairs should wither be covered in vinyl so they can easily be wiped down or new clean sheets should be available and required to be changed after each room use.One look at the stains on the sheets with a light from my phone and my whole night was ruined. There was no way I would ever sit on those beds with clothes let alone without any.I'd love to go back next time I'm in New Orleans, but only if the sanitization issues are addressed.
Michael Atkinson
I haven’t been but would love to experience this place. I am a CD so I’m trying to figure out how I do the application and what I would be allowed to wear coming through the door and while I’m inside. Would I be allowed to come to this place at all? Please let me know and thank you for your time.
Maria Andretti
That has to be the nastiest place I've ever seen. And it's not because of what goes on in the club... it was dirty, bathrooms didn't work. I could go on. Don't waste your money or time unless you want to leave with something you didn't enter with.
Not impressed with this club at all! Showed up with a group of 5 couples and 3 single females. It was a glow theme night. And we all were dressed extra sexy and had all our glow outfits on. We all had already purchased our tickets and were all previously approved on our applications for this club. Two of the men in our group were wearing fun glow outfits. One of which was a button up shirt and short glow matching combo and the other a nice silk jumpsuit. They were told they could not come in because they were out of dress code.... Manager came out and saw how big and attractive our group was and decided to let us all in after all. But made sure to make it clear that we had to tip the door girl. ( apparently this was non optional) even tho we had already paid our membership/ and tickets $. This was most of our groups first time being in a club like this. So one offered a tour or any guidance what so ever. We stood around for a while with our hands full of our stuff until we made our way up the very dark steep stairs to the upstairs area where we found some lockers to put our belongings in. There were no changing rooms and the tiny women's bathroom only had one working stall. The only plus I could say was that towels were provided which was nice because there was no staff changing sheets or cleaning up anything. I have to say it was pretty gross how wet and dirty everything was. Luckily it was so dark probably to try to hide how disgusting the place was. I was definitely not impressed and djj ok by ever feel the need to come back to Collette in Nola.
I've been to collettes over a dozen times, and I've never had one bad experience. It's the only reason I go to nola now, it's an incredible experience and I recommend it to everyone in the lifestyle I meet.
I live 2buildings down from 822 Gravier and it’s impossible to sleep with the base playing so loud in the back end of collette. We’ve tolerated it for years, since around 2000 but it’s worse than ever. It’s 1:00 am. There are residencies on all sides of the collette building and the volume and base need to be lowered. Thank you for considering your neighbors.
The prices are to high just for entry. And the club is not as updated for the price charge to enter!
Had a great time! There are some things that can be a little updated & clean. But I had a time!
Atmosphere: 5
Went on Sat night and had a great time. Nice club, good music, sexy & friendly couples, nice play areas…..it was perfect.
Brought my girlfriend who is new to the scene. We did our thing in a singular semi private room without going elsewhere. Then when cleaning up and getting dressed, her blue dress was gone. Nowhere to be found despite extensive search. She had to wear a dress from the lost and found home to our hotel..Despite a great layout and generally enjoyable atmosphere, this was very creepy!!Update: I emailed them per managements request and have received no response.
My wife and I were excited to go to this place. We followed instructions and when we got there, they didn’t let me in because I was wearing shorts. The shorts were actually dressy, they weren’t even sporty or anything like that. However we saw how another man in shorts was let in. Disappointed.
Service: 1
Great atmosphere! One of my favorite New Orleans spots!
First time there was on a Saturday night and we enjoyed it just observed that night. Went back the next Friday and there was so many single men it was creepy the way the just stood around and gawked. We wanted to give it one more chance and went back on Saturday night and upstairs was so hot you couldn’t do anything but sweat. We are in New Orleans and the humidity it terrible and it was 90* tried to play but couldn’t it was just to hot.
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I would love to take my wife and have a gang bang party … then if the guys are interested in banging this a** out let me know..
I'm a single dude and have had much fun there. Tips for my single fellas; be a good vibe, go without any expectations, be physically fit, and be mentally prepared to turn it on when its time.
I have been to many play parties, dungeon parties and social clubs such as Collette. The venue is nice with a lot of rooms, music could definitely be better.The reason for my low review has nothing to do with any of that. It has to do with cleanliness. The private rooms upstairs with beds have cloth sheets that do not get changed out after each use, there are no cleaning stations anywhere to wipe surfaces down. All of the beds upstairs should wither be covered in vinyl so they can easily be wiped down or new clean sheets should be available and required to be changed after each room use.One look at the stains on the sheets with a light from my phone and my whole night was ruined. There was no way I would ever sit on those beds with clothes let alone without any.I'd love to go back next time I'm in New Orleans, but only if the sanitization issues are addressed.
I haven’t been but would love to experience this place. I am a CD so I’m trying to figure out how I do the application and what I would be allowed to wear coming through the door and while I’m inside. Would I be allowed to come to this place at all? Please let me know and thank you for your time.
That has to be the nastiest place I've ever seen. And it's not because of what goes on in the club... it was dirty, bathrooms didn't work. I could go on. Don't waste your money or time unless you want to leave with something you didn't enter with.