“This review has been heavily edited for content to make it more PG-13, by request, even though half of Yelp isn't. Without further ado, let's rap. I'm gonna write a review, I'm gonna go for BROKEYS I'm not yet a girl, I'm technically a BLOKEYS Unlike Batman, I don't wear a dark CLOAKEYS But when I'm in New England, I come to SMOKEYS Come and get one if you're hungry after a POKEYS Dogs like these help a hipster stay WOKEYS These dogs are as addictive as COKEYS So if you're in Raynham, you have to come to SMOKEYS Better than eggs, especially the YOLKEYS Better than self-pleasure, no matter how you STROKEYS Don't come here drunk or your license might be REVOKEYS Come to Massachusetts and try a dog at SMOKEYS You must try these dogs before you CROAKEYS They get Bae excited, her panties become S*AKEYS Oh crap I should have thought twice before I SPOKEYS Oh well, come and get a hot dog at SMOKEYS! WHAT There was a criminal here when I came to get a hot dog, so I got to meet both Smokey and the Bandit. Awesome. Not to be confused with Snookis, which is far sexier, a little tastier, more tanned, and has way more pickles. The grill was a little over the top, making the whole parking lot Smokeys. This is a pretty spectacular hot dog shop (um, truck) that is located in Massachusetts somewhere halfway between Boston and Providence, sort of like my secret love nest (hi boys). They make delicious hot dogs, which are definitely five star. I loved every single bite. They put a lot of love into the product and all the ingredients are as excellent as the taste. Very well done to the owners and preparers. Pretty much one of the better hot dogs you'll find anywhere. I highly recommend you stop by and give it a try. Trucks aren't usually great, but occasionally they are. Usually overpriced and hipstery and lacking in quality or taste, but this is the opposite. Affordable, expertly made, and as authentically awesome as you could hope. Yes it's a little truck, so try not to come it's too freezing (like, 8 months of the year in these parts ugh), or if you do, I suggest eating in your car like I did. Also Smokey's is where they filmed the movie Almost Famous, obviously. And when I eat the hot dogs here, then much like Kate Hudson wearing her sexiest Fabletics outfit, I am a Golden God.“
“This review has been heavily edited for content to make it more PG-13, by request, even though half of Yelp isn't. Without further ado, let's rap. I'm gonna write a review, I'm gonna go for BROKEYS I'm not yet a girl, I'm technically a BLOKEYS Unlike Batman, I don't wear a dark CLOAKEYS But when I'm in New England, I come to SMOKEYS Come and get one if you're hungry after a POKEYS Dogs like these help a hipster stay WOKEYS These dogs are as addictive as COKEYS So if you're in Raynham, you have to come to SMOKEYS Better than eggs, especially the YOLKEYS Better than self-pleasure, no matter how you STROKEYS Don't come here drunk or your license might be REVOKEYS Come to Massachusetts and try a dog at SMOKEYS You must try these dogs before you CROAKEYS They get Bae excited, her panties become S*AKEYS Oh crap I should have thought twice before I SPOKEYS Oh well, come and get a hot dog at SMOKEYS! WHAT There was a criminal here when I came to get a hot dog, so I got to meet both Smokey and the Bandit. Awesome. Not to be confused with Snookis, which is far sexier, a little tastier, more tanned, and has way more pickles. The grill was a little over the top, making the whole parking lot Smokeys. This is a pretty spectacular hot dog shop (um, truck) that is located in Massachusetts somewhere halfway between Boston and Providence, sort of like my secret love nest (hi boys). They make delicious hot dogs, which are definitely five star. I loved every single bite. They put a lot of love into the product and all the ingredients are as excellent as the taste. Very well done to the owners and preparers. Pretty much one of the better hot dogs you'll find anywhere. I highly recommend you stop by and give it a try. Trucks aren't usually great, but occasionally they are. Usually overpriced and hipstery and lacking in quality or taste, but this is the opposite. Affordable, expertly made, and as authentically awesome as you could hope. Yes it's a little truck, so try not to come it's too freezing (like, 8 months of the year in these parts ugh), or if you do, I suggest eating in your car like I did. Also Smokey's is where they filmed the movie Almost Famous, obviously. And when I eat the hot dogs here, then much like Kate Hudson wearing her sexiest Fabletics outfit, I am a Golden God.“