Mr B's Pizza Restaurant

142 Cross St, Somerville
(617) 718-0777

Recent Reviews

Ulises Alvarez

Listen man you don’t come here to dibble dabble. No hi hello It’s straight to business he asks one simple question “what’s your name” and then he throws you the food. If you ordered from here sober that’s on you. This is prime 3 AM drunk food after you’ve downed 8 beers at the bar and got swatted by every woman in there. You gotta get the chicken tendies don’t get fancy with it!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Nikki B.

i give zero stars! 2 pieces of cake.. both $9.95 each! i repeat $9.95 each!!! you guys are the worst place i have ever ordered from. money laundering assholes. they charge you for food and do not deliver. i was missing 2 buffalo waffel frys for 16 bucks each and the vegi quesadilla was a soggy mess the broccoli was wilted, chewy and 100% bad. threw the whole thing away and along with all my other food missing.. how dare they send these to me for 10 bucks a piece. would someone please look at the size of that chocolate cake!!!!! its fcking ridiculous! they need to be shut down immediately! terrible! shame on them!

D Dust

Ordered a steak and cheese sub. It wasn’t even toasted. Then this is what I got. Why does the meat look like that?! That is not steak. And the seasoning?! So fkn salty! I can barely get through eating the sandwich. All I taste is salt. Looks like someone just threw it together last minute. So disappointed. Looks like hamburger helper.

Food: 1

Pete D.

WARNING This is not a real restaurant. DO NOT ORDER FOOD FROM HERE.Absolutely vile, putrid, disgusting food that will make you sick. No clue how this place remains open without any health code violations. The owner should be jailed. People who work here are known for screaming at patrons as well. Don't fall for this scam. Get McDonald's or make a PB&J. You'll thank me later.

Miranda Cramer

Ordered on Uber eats. Honestly both things I got were so gross. The Caesar salad with grilled chicken was severely oversalted, and over peppered. I couldn't finish it. Same with the pancakes. They were hard and flat and over cooked, and had too much buttermilk tang. I ordered a few months ago and didn't have the same issue so idk what happened, but definitely not wasting my money again.

Cy B.

this place is not real. i repeat, it is not a real restaurant. they do not serve food. is it a front for money laundering and nothing else.

Dean P.

Many drunk 1am doordash orders and I am conflicted. It's good in the moment, next day I am a shell of a human. People talk about taco bell, but Mr. B's is truly the final boss for your digestive system. I am convinced that consuming an entire buffalo chicken pizza from this establishment is equivalent to smoking 40 packs of cigarettes. If you aren't tempted to crap the bed at 4am after eating this food, you'll at least have the peace of mind knowing you probably won't make it to 55 years of age. I've never gagged while eating a chicken Caesar salad wrap until Mr.Bs, nor has 6 mozzarella sticks ever made me beg the porcelain gods for the sweet kiss of death. I would avoid this place at all costs, ordering only if your BAC is at least 0.18 and you haven't met your households quota for toilet paper consumption.

Rose Johnson

I am so upset. I’ve ordered from here before a handful of times and love their chicken. Today I ordered and the chicken arrived burnt BLACK, it was completely inedible. I don’t know how the restaurant thought it was okay to send this out rather than make another batch. Worst of all, DoorDash refused to refund me the full amount so I am throwing away $20 on a restaurant that doesn’t care if it makes people sick by sending out completely burnt food. Never ordering again. Especially after reading the other reviews.

Anthony Garvin

EVERYONE PLEASE READ: I’m a doordash driver, and when I picked up an order here, I was immediately alarmed. After reading these google reviews, my worst fears were confirmed: THIS PLACE IS A FAKE RESTAURANT AND NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN. The inside is not a real restaurant. It was some creepy old man sitting inside what looked like an old couch inside his personal living room. I told him the order name, and he handed me plastic bag that was sitting on the counter. The “kitchen” was literally just a standard house kitchen. I think the “owner” is just selling homemade slop as takeout food, and scamming people blind. Please DO NOT ORDER here. And if youre actually curious, pull up sometime. It is extremely bizarre

verdanza

Absolutely not.Sometimes I like to go against the popular opinion and give restaurants a try in spite the bad reviews thinking they might actually be okay, I need to really stop being too optimistic.I ordered a large regular cheese pizza. And blueberry pancakes. The pizza was thinner than tracing paper, on top of that it had inedible burnt spots, and the cheese was beyond questionable. When I peeled the cheese off the slices the bottom layer of the cheese looked brown and old. You can tell very little effort is put into the food. It was kinda gross. The pancakes tasted flat. Slightly like refrigerator. the pizza was worth probably 7$ and pancakes probably 6$. You’re paying quadruple on food that just doesn’t look or taste appealing in any way. Never again.

Kadence Morrison

We got a cheese pizza and mozzarella stick from this place and it was disgusting, the pizza didn’t even look edible and the marinara sauce for the mozzarella sticks was watered down and just not edible. Will never order from here again.

Fever Rolling 60 95

Scam likely place for sure, the Uber app has them open at past there closing time on the website and in store, I personally never ordered but from looking at the reviews I thank the lord I did not get scammed by this restaurant nor eat this pathetic food.

Allison X.

DISAPPOINTED IN ACTUALLY OK FRENCH TOASTS, WAS EXPECTING EGG-FRIED HAMBURGER BUNS...Reviews here are insanely funny, which intrigued me afOrdered french toast and chicken fingers, french toasts are edible but chicken fingers taste like soft wood

Will P.

DO NOT ORDER. The absolute worst food I've ever paid for in my life. I do not understand how a place that clearly has no intention to make edible food exists. DO NOT ORDER.

Mikayla W.

I wish I could give this zero stars. Do not eat here you will get sick. Read the reviews about a cat kennel on the food station... we think there was animal p*** on our pizza box. The food itself was horrid it feels like they threw whatever they had in a box. Don't do it.

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