Always fast and courteous service, and the best burgers in Haltom City. I have loved eating at Clown Burger for over 15 years now. I especially enjoy their fresh, hand-cut fries. And the owners are local! It doesn't get any better than the food at Clown Burger. Don't take my word for it... try them yourself and you will become a fan too.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Cheeseburger and Fries, Burger, Large Double Meat Cheeseburger
Fers
I got the bacon cheese burger. Thinnest burger Ever ! The bacon was thicker than burger !Tasted alright, though ! It was too expensive, so I will not be going back ! Good luck if you're going to eat here.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Cheeseburger and Fries, Single Patty Burger, Burger
Kirk Lyman
Best burgers around!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Disgruntled Human
Dad and I came back after being out of town for awhile, wanted to see if the new owners kept this place alive or if it’d return to obscurity….When I came in I was greeted politely by the new owners son, who is now the cook.I was a little skeptical at first, considering he was younger than me, but he was polite, thoughtful and educated on the history of the place, this put my fears at ease.Food was as great as it has been the past 30 years, young man behind the counter did this place justice, and I rest easy knowing my favorite burger place is still the same, and in good hands.Will be back every weekend!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
James Robinson
Meat to thin service and hospitality
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 3
Service: 5
Rob Zook
Good classic burgers in a classic music themed restaurant. Excellent burger and
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Cheeseburger and Fries
Jd Staggs
Haven’t eaten there in a long time,but it was good and the service was excellent . Most definitely will go back more
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Cheeseburger and Fries
Daniel Jasso
Pretty cool place. Taste like a home cooked burger. It was
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Burger
Devyn Guy (MrGuyTheStampede)
A truly classic spot for a blast to the past! Burger is just as good as it always
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Cheeseburger and Fries, Burger, Large Triple Meat Cheese Burger, Chili Cheese Fries, Loaded Fries
Richard Gwozdz
The hamburger and french fries did not taste the way that they used to be. I don't believe back in the days that the hamburgers and french fries were seasoned at all. Today, Monday, February 26, 2024, the hamburger and the French fries were seasoned with something like paprika or something a little bit spicy, but it was not the same that it was in the past and I came to this place to get the taste of the food of the past and I didn't get that.
Fantastic burgers and delicious fries!!! You all are the best!!!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Double Cheeseburger Combo, Cheeseburger and Fries, Imagawayaki, Loaded French Fries, Triple Burger, Large Burger, Quadruple Cheeseburger with Fries, Single Patty Burger, 4 Patty 4 Cheese Burger, Large Triple Meat Cheese Burger, Triple Cheeseburger with Cheese, Triple Cheeseburger with Fries, Large Double Meat Cheeseburger, Chili Cheese Fries, Chili, Kitchen Sink Burger
Susan S.
Best burger joint ever! You find yourself sitting in a little 2 room diner with lots of clowns for decor. Food comes right up off their flattop; I would recommend the 3 or more patties as they are very thin. Tasty, for sure!
Kraken Demos
Been going here for 10+ yrs... used to be amazing! With the original owner manning the grill. Getting the 6 meat 6 cheese burger, was definitely an experience I enjoyed regularly. Clowns, Elvis, and pictures of the humanitarian trips he would make to Africa decorated the walls. Images of gifting toys, soccer balls, and making children food were everywhere... smiles and welcome words from the staff. The last time I went, it had been a while between visits. The place looks empty. The faces, all new. And, the way of doing things has changed too. The food was still good, just a little different.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 5
Service: 3
Cody P.
Place keeps getting worse since Bill retired. Fries changed, all the decorations are gone. Place looks depressing. It used to look old and worn in there but all the decorations gave it a vintage charm. Bye bye charm.
Leah Hawkins
retro burgers - frozen patties - in a small strip center. not enough seating the day we were there - but the chili/cornchip/cheese burger was so good! think if you took a frito pie with chili/chips/onions/cheese and dumped it on top of a burger patty and served it on a bun - YUM!!! have -plenty of napkins on hand :-)
Always fast and courteous service, and the best burgers in Haltom City. I have loved eating at Clown Burger for over 15 years now. I especially enjoy their fresh, hand-cut fries. And the owners are local! It doesn't get any better than the food at Clown Burger. Don't take my word for it... try them yourself and you will become a fan too.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Cheeseburger and Fries, Burger, Large Double Meat Cheeseburger
I got the bacon cheese burger. Thinnest burger Ever ! The bacon was thicker than burger !Tasted alright, though ! It was too expensive, so I will not be going back ! Good luck if you're going to eat here.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Cheeseburger and Fries, Single Patty Burger, Burger
Best burgers around!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Dad and I came back after being out of town for awhile, wanted to see if the new owners kept this place alive or if it’d return to obscurity….When I came in I was greeted politely by the new owners son, who is now the cook.I was a little skeptical at first, considering he was younger than me, but he was polite, thoughtful and educated on the history of the place, this put my fears at ease.Food was as great as it has been the past 30 years, young man behind the counter did this place justice, and I rest easy knowing my favorite burger place is still the same, and in good hands.Will be back every weekend!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Meat to thin service and hospitality
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 3
Service: 5
Good classic burgers in a classic music themed restaurant. Excellent burger and
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Cheeseburger and Fries
Haven’t eaten there in a long time,but it was good and the service was excellent . Most definitely will go back more
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Cheeseburger and Fries
Pretty cool place. Taste like a home cooked burger. It was
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Burger
A truly classic spot for a blast to the past! Burger is just as good as it always
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Cheeseburger and Fries, Burger, Large Triple Meat Cheese Burger, Chili Cheese Fries, Loaded Fries
The hamburger and french fries did not taste the way that they used to be. I don't believe back in the days that the hamburgers and french fries were seasoned at all. Today, Monday, February 26, 2024, the hamburger and the French fries were seasoned with something like paprika or something a little bit spicy, but it was not the same that it was in the past and I came to this place to get the taste of the food of the past and I didn't get that.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 3
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Burger
Restaurantji Recommends
Fantastic burgers and delicious fries!!! You all are the best!!!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Double Cheeseburger Combo, Cheeseburger and Fries, Imagawayaki, Loaded French Fries, Triple Burger, Large Burger, Quadruple Cheeseburger with Fries, Single Patty Burger, 4 Patty 4 Cheese Burger, Large Triple Meat Cheese Burger, Triple Cheeseburger with Cheese, Triple Cheeseburger with Fries, Large Double Meat Cheeseburger, Chili Cheese Fries, Chili, Kitchen Sink Burger
Best burger joint ever! You find yourself sitting in a little 2 room diner with lots of clowns for decor. Food comes right up off their flattop; I would recommend the 3 or more patties as they are very thin. Tasty, for sure!
Been going here for 10+ yrs... used to be amazing! With the original owner manning the grill. Getting the 6 meat 6 cheese burger, was definitely an experience I enjoyed regularly. Clowns, Elvis, and pictures of the humanitarian trips he would make to Africa decorated the walls. Images of gifting toys, soccer balls, and making children food were everywhere... smiles and welcome words from the staff. The last time I went, it had been a while between visits. The place looks empty. The faces, all new. And, the way of doing things has changed too. The food was still good, just a little different.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 5
Service: 3
Place keeps getting worse since Bill retired. Fries changed, all the decorations are gone. Place looks depressing. It used to look old and worn in there but all the decorations gave it a vintage charm. Bye bye charm.
retro burgers - frozen patties - in a small strip center. not enough seating the day we were there - but the chili/cornchip/cheese burger was so good! think if you took a frito pie with chili/chips/onions/cheese and dumped it on top of a burger patty and served it on a bun - YUM!!! have -plenty of napkins on hand :-)