Crazy Alan's Swamp Shack

310 Texas Ave, Kemah
(281) 334-5000

Recent Reviews

Zeke Barber

I have been going to this place for quite a while now and realized I’ve never left a review.Mollie, Destiny, Jake, Blake, and Cory are such a pleasure when they are bartending. The food is really good and they introduced me to crawfish (at the time was 5.99 a pound until 6pm).I highly recommend trying this place out if you haven’t already.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Shrimp and Oyster PO Boy, Seafood, Burger

C J

Always a must to stop when we're in the Kemah area! Seafood boil is always good and the beer is ice cold!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Mixed Crab Pot, Seafood, Pot

Lucas Herrera

Every crawfish season I come to this very delicious place...

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 3

gary gooch

Crawfish has absolutely no flavor. The shrimp tasted like garlic! Will never be back!

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 1

Service: 1

Recommended dishes: Mixed Crab Pot, Crab Legs

Amanda Howard

Love their crawfish! I’ve never had a bad meal here.Parking: The view is beautiful, right on the water.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Shrimp Cocktail De Camarones, Mixed Crab Pot, Seafood, Crab Legs, Sauce, Potatoes, Burger, Catfish

Mohammad Salehi

Very vintage style restaurant, service was a little slow, renew and painting the place could sounds interesting but over all, nothing negative to mention in my experience.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 2

Service: 2

C P

First time checking out Crazy Alan’s Swamp Shack. Friendly staff, fast service, and sea food tasted great. ?

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Seafood, Pot

Isaac Hernandez

Great awesome tasting crawfish

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Renee' Speer

Their seafood is really good. Their crawfish are the best I’ve had this season. Very spicy and decent size at a great price. Service seems to be slower right now - maybe it’s due to having new staff.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Mixed Crab Pot, Seafood, Sausage

Rod O'Hara

Dont order the burger. It was ordered medium rear. It arrived over cooked ((well done) and cold. The french fries and onion rings were good and were shared with a friend. The bun was huge which made the burger look twice the size. Very little of the burger was eaten.Next time I will order the food that I know the shack does well. Let me think anout what this is.?

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 2

Service: 3

cathy janes

Swamp Shack in Kemah is wonderful. The food is delicious. Christina, the manager,is the BEST. Our waiter, Roland, was great. We will return. Food, service, & entertainment are exceptional.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

L. G.

First time here. Appetizers: We had the Parmesan oysters and chili cheese fries. The fries were ok, the oysters were raw with melted cheese that was burnt and were overall bland. Meals: cheeseburger (ok), the AYCE fried fish and shrimp (again, just ok), and the boiled shrimp dinner (that was good). The onion rings were good, as was the gumbo. We told our server we wanted to order AFTER we ate our appetizers, but she assured us she wouldn't submit the order until we ate the appetizers. However, we were still working on the appetizers when here came our dinners. We won't be back.

Jesse Martinez

I came here to celebrate my sister's birthday and we had a party of 12 people. We have called ahead to see if they did reservation and they said no but if we called ahead they would accommodate some tables for that many people. We ended up calling 2 hours ahead and once we got there no tables was set aside for a big party like they said. After 30 min of waiting we finally got some tables but after ordering we had to wait 45 mins for the 1st plate to come out and an hour for the first drinks we ordered. Not sure what was going on but service wasn't how it should have been.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 3

Service: 1

Recommended dishes: Seafood, Jumbo Fried Shrimp

Suzanne Storment

Had a blast here . Got the crabacodo, and I did not care for it however the waiter was surprised as he said everyone seems to like it . So maybe it just wasn’t my cup of tea . The guys loved their crawfish and the service was great. Nice place to hang out .

Richard Kimes

Excellent wait staff food was amazing and pricing was fair. AAA++++ highly

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

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