This is everything that anyone who grew up in this area wanted to build in their garage but never had permission or the cash to do so. Seriously if you had to dream up the perfect place for you and your friends to go hang out this is it. Even the bathrooms are cool here. The bartenders are snarky with the best dry humor and wet in town. If you’re looking for something classy and upscale go down the road if you’re looking for a place to truly be yourself have fun laugh meet new people see old friends And get some really great local beers, will have a seat my friend put your feet up, not there don’t put your feet there but maybe over there. it always offered to buy your bartender a drink, ask them what their favorite is and if you can have a sample of what’s on tap, chances are they’ll be a lot more accommodating than other bars in the area. Bring some cards, bring some Jenga, hell bring a twister Matt if you want I’m sure somebody will want to play. But if you’re gonna play cornhole bring your a game because these guys are good and I got my butt kicked and I’m still a little bit saucy about it. So if you’re good please go pony up and avenge me lol
Atmosphere: 5
Recommended dishes: Farm Sopapillas Deconstructed
Mary May
The only good thing about this place was the female Spanish bartender who was very kind. The atmosphere was yuck, the clientele was horrible..... Not worth it. Left to another place much better called The Jive...right down the
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 4
Tom Raveneau
Angie is so beautiful
Jonathan Mayhew
The Farm is a awesome place to hang out good people great
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Fried Mushrooms
Eva Raquedan
I really love the Atmosphere at the Farm. The bartender are great and drinks are good too. Regulars there are great as well everyone is friendly.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Tater Tots, Chicken Wings
Hustn “Cheddy krueger” Mayzuh
It's been fun guys2015-2023RIP Houston Meza
Kerra Olson
Came here for the Satan worship and losers with gauged ears and was sadly disappointed by awesome staff and food. If you don’t feel welcome here the problem is probably you. Love the farm!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Nancy Gobran
This place is for a very select group of eclectic people! I’m not sure how it has so many good reviews. Right when we walked in the whole place just stared at us. We settled on a table when doing so we saw a Joseph statue with an upside down cross on his forehead it immediately turned all of us off! This was a satanic pub! Sorry nope homey don’t play that! Along with all that there was a video with a half naked chick on the TV! We didn’t walk out we ran out!
Atmosphere: 1
Woohoo Zeigan
Sucks. Bartender for 8 years and this place is trash. Terrible in every way. If you look up tradhy in the dictionary theres a picture of the farm. If youre burnt out l**** with gauges in your ears and head to toe tattoos and no career prospects whatsoever besides the amazon warehouse or uber driver because lyft wont take you, boy is this e spot for you.Bartenders that dont know how to talk to people, filth everywhere you look in a dirty corner of champions forest next to the gym for broke boys….the farm ain’t S.Youll get the clap just from sitting down in the wrong seat and theres no room, theres just not. My dorm room was bigger.This bar b to the lows guys and gals.We ajnt finna go there big dawg
Kassie P.
Great people and vibes. I came here to drowned a few sorrows and was taken care of by staff and patrons both. The drinks were great, service was friendly. I will be returning.
Everything you want in a local neighborhood dive bar. The wings are excellent. The drinks are exceptional with no 'craft' labels. Nice staff, bartender always makes us feel very welcomed!!
Julio Castrellon
I was reading the 1 ? reviews and I instantly understood this was my kind of place. Highly recommend if you the 1 ? reviews make you laugh.Parking: Tons of parking. More than enough for all the businesses.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
marcjenk
I neighborhood bar that let me drop in and feel welcome. Good bartenders, fun environment.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Vv M.
One of my fav hangouts. You feel like family here. Great drinks great food great people. Relaxing vibe.
Jessy R
Unexpectedly ended up here and it was PERFECT! Totally badass ?
This is everything that anyone who grew up in this area wanted to build in their garage but never had permission or the cash to do so. Seriously if you had to dream up the perfect place for you and your friends to go hang out this is it. Even the bathrooms are cool here. The bartenders are snarky with the best dry humor and wet in town. If you’re looking for something classy and upscale go down the road if you’re looking for a place to truly be yourself have fun laugh meet new people see old friends And get some really great local beers, will have a seat my friend put your feet up, not there don’t put your feet there but maybe over there. it always offered to buy your bartender a drink, ask them what their favorite is and if you can have a sample of what’s on tap, chances are they’ll be a lot more accommodating than other bars in the area. Bring some cards, bring some Jenga, hell bring a twister Matt if you want I’m sure somebody will want to play. But if you’re gonna play cornhole bring your a game because these guys are good and I got my butt kicked and I’m still a little bit saucy about it. So if you’re good please go pony up and avenge me lol
Atmosphere: 5
Recommended dishes: Farm Sopapillas Deconstructed
The only good thing about this place was the female Spanish bartender who was very kind. The atmosphere was yuck, the clientele was horrible..... Not worth it. Left to another place much better called The Jive...right down the
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 4
Angie is so beautiful
The Farm is a awesome place to hang out good people great
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Fried Mushrooms
I really love the Atmosphere at the Farm. The bartender are great and drinks are good too. Regulars there are great as well everyone is friendly.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Tater Tots, Chicken Wings
It's been fun guys2015-2023RIP Houston Meza
Came here for the Satan worship and losers with gauged ears and was sadly disappointed by awesome staff and food. If you don’t feel welcome here the problem is probably you. Love the farm!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
This place is for a very select group of eclectic people! I’m not sure how it has so many good reviews. Right when we walked in the whole place just stared at us. We settled on a table when doing so we saw a Joseph statue with an upside down cross on his forehead it immediately turned all of us off! This was a satanic pub! Sorry nope homey don’t play that! Along with all that there was a video with a half naked chick on the TV! We didn’t walk out we ran out!
Atmosphere: 1
Sucks. Bartender for 8 years and this place is trash. Terrible in every way. If you look up tradhy in the dictionary theres a picture of the farm. If youre burnt out l**** with gauges in your ears and head to toe tattoos and no career prospects whatsoever besides the amazon warehouse or uber driver because lyft wont take you, boy is this e spot for you.Bartenders that dont know how to talk to people, filth everywhere you look in a dirty corner of champions forest next to the gym for broke boys….the farm ain’t S.Youll get the clap just from sitting down in the wrong seat and theres no room, theres just not. My dorm room was bigger.This bar b to the lows guys and gals.We ajnt finna go there big dawg
Great people and vibes. I came here to drowned a few sorrows and was taken care of by staff and patrons both. The drinks were great, service was friendly. I will be returning.
Restaurantji Recommends
Everything you want in a local neighborhood dive bar. The wings are excellent. The drinks are exceptional with no 'craft' labels. Nice staff, bartender always makes us feel very welcomed!!
I was reading the 1 ? reviews and I instantly understood this was my kind of place. Highly recommend if you the 1 ? reviews make you laugh.Parking: Tons of parking. More than enough for all the businesses.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I neighborhood bar that let me drop in and feel welcome. Good bartenders, fun environment.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
One of my fav hangouts. You feel like family here. Great drinks great food great people. Relaxing vibe.
Unexpectedly ended up here and it was PERFECT! Totally badass ?
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5