(Verse 1)
Listen up, I got a tale to tell,
'Bout a place where the vibe ain't swell,
Brewery City Pizza, it's a grim affair,
Where the food's so bad, it'll give you a scare,
Employees slaving away, in the depths of despair,
Under a manager who's a nightmare,
They claim to be local, but it's just a lie,
Owned by rich cats, with a sinister tie,
In the kitchen, it's a scene from a horror flick,
Ranch left out, turning sour and sick!
(Chorus)
Brewery City Pizza, a pit of dread,
Where darkness lurks, and hope is dead,
From the food to the staff, it's all decay,
Better run far, and stay away!
(Verse 2)
The pizza's like poison, the wings like despair,
Every bite you take, fills you with a scare,
Employees toil in shadows, under a gloomy sky,
With a manager who's a demon in disguise,
They pretend to care, but it's all a sham,
In the end, it's just a twisted scam,
Ranch dressing festers, like a festering sore,
Yet they serve it up, like they're asking for more!
(Chorus)
Brewery City Pizza, a pit of dread,
Where darkness lurks, and hope is dead,
From the food to the staff, it's all decay,
Better run far, and stay away!
(Bridge)
So heed my warning, and listen well,
Brewery City Pizza is a living hell,
Don't be lured by its sinister charm,
Find another haunt, far from harm!
(Outro)
Brewery City Pizza, a place of gloom,
Where nightmares lurk in every room,
So save yourself, and save your soul,
From this dark abyss, let's take control!
Nicole J
Great pizza and fabulous salad.Latest visit might have been the worst service we have had anywhere in a long time. Definitely not enough staff to handle the customers.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 2
Leonard Anderson
Good pizza and great
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 5
Ann Butler
Best pizza known to
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Pizza and Salad
Thomas Banyas
Did a pick up and did not dine
Food: 4
Service: 4
Recommended dishes: Pizza and Salad
tammy messer
Took over an hour for delivery. The delivery guy was great , I told him I wasn't even hungry anymore, he gave me it for free. I in return gave it to my neighbors boys .
Food: 2
Jenesse Ferguson
Don't get the pretzel
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 2
Service: 3
Dina L.
Just bad over all service was bad and the food was bad. Waited 10 mins to get seated no one was at the front. Waited 25 mins for our beer and when she came back you can tell she forgot and I had to ask again. Brought us our but had to wait for her again cause we had no utensil
J
Ordered a margarita pizza that is supposed to come with fresh basil and balsamic. It was just red sauce with pieces of cheese. Waste of money.
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 1
Service: 2
Julie Friend
The gluten free pizza crust was excellent. It's so rare I can eat out and it was so nice to have something that actually tasted good! It was busy. My partner enjoyed the regular pizza too. We're not sure if they were understaffed or it that's how Friday nights usually are but there weren't many people working and service was a little slow. Everyone was very nice.Dietary restrictions: Gluten free pizza crust in the smaller size
Excellent gluten free pizza!!! I have celiac and I've been very happy with their pizza. All meat extra cheese
Ac
I was greeted almost as soon as i walked in. The menu on here doesn't match online its the only reason i went in vs ordering online. The pizza is a 5 out of 5 reminded me of a local pizza shop back home. The wings however were mid beyond mid. Now the servdid warn me but come on. If you gonna call your wings hot they better be hottt.... otherwise great visit already recommending to friends
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 5
Amanda Sanders
Unimpressed. Service was really slow. I think we waited 40 mins for lunch to come out. During that time the waiter never came back to ask if we wanted refills on drinks.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 4
Service: 2
Ross H.
Went to lunch at 11:00 as the doors opened, ordered and 20 minutes later were told the kitchen was slammed, we were the only table there, and waited ten more minutes to get the salad portion of our lunch combo of salad and personal pizza. Salad had brown limp old lettuce. Another 30 minutes later and our little pizzas arrived. There was a to go order of 6 pizzas that came in and waited 20 minutes, but that slammed the kitchen??? We are still the only table! The salad was crap, with the worst ranch dressing I have ever had. Red rocks disguised as cherry tomatoes . This is the places reboot, with this experience as any indication, they won't be here much longer.
(Verse 1) Listen up, I got a tale to tell, 'Bout a place where the vibe ain't swell, Brewery City Pizza, it's a grim affair, Where the food's so bad, it'll give you a scare, Employees slaving away, in the depths of despair, Under a manager who's a nightmare, They claim to be local, but it's just a lie, Owned by rich cats, with a sinister tie, In the kitchen, it's a scene from a horror flick, Ranch left out, turning sour and sick! (Chorus) Brewery City Pizza, a pit of dread, Where darkness lurks, and hope is dead, From the food to the staff, it's all decay, Better run far, and stay away! (Verse 2) The pizza's like poison, the wings like despair, Every bite you take, fills you with a scare, Employees toil in shadows, under a gloomy sky, With a manager who's a demon in disguise, They pretend to care, but it's all a sham, In the end, it's just a twisted scam, Ranch dressing festers, like a festering sore, Yet they serve it up, like they're asking for more! (Chorus) Brewery City Pizza, a pit of dread, Where darkness lurks, and hope is dead, From the food to the staff, it's all decay, Better run far, and stay away! (Bridge) So heed my warning, and listen well, Brewery City Pizza is a living hell, Don't be lured by its sinister charm, Find another haunt, far from harm! (Outro) Brewery City Pizza, a place of gloom, Where nightmares lurk in every room, So save yourself, and save your soul, From this dark abyss, let's take control!
Great pizza and fabulous salad.Latest visit might have been the worst service we have had anywhere in a long time. Definitely not enough staff to handle the customers.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 2
Good pizza and great
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 5
Best pizza known to
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Pizza and Salad
Did a pick up and did not dine
Food: 4
Service: 4
Recommended dishes: Pizza and Salad
Took over an hour for delivery. The delivery guy was great , I told him I wasn't even hungry anymore, he gave me it for free. I in return gave it to my neighbors boys .
Food: 2
Don't get the pretzel
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 2
Service: 3
Just bad over all service was bad and the food was bad. Waited 10 mins to get seated no one was at the front. Waited 25 mins for our beer and when she came back you can tell she forgot and I had to ask again. Brought us our but had to wait for her again cause we had no utensil
Ordered a margarita pizza that is supposed to come with fresh basil and balsamic. It was just red sauce with pieces of cheese. Waste of money.
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 1
Service: 2
The gluten free pizza crust was excellent. It's so rare I can eat out and it was so nice to have something that actually tasted good! It was busy. My partner enjoyed the regular pizza too. We're not sure if they were understaffed or it that's how Friday nights usually are but there weren't many people working and service was a little slow. Everyone was very nice.Dietary restrictions: Gluten free pizza crust in the smaller size
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 3
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Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Excellent gluten free pizza!!! I have celiac and I've been very happy with their pizza. All meat extra cheese
I was greeted almost as soon as i walked in. The menu on here doesn't match online its the only reason i went in vs ordering online. The pizza is a 5 out of 5 reminded me of a local pizza shop back home. The wings however were mid beyond mid. Now the servdid warn me but come on. If you gonna call your wings hot they better be hottt.... otherwise great visit already recommending to friends
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 5
Unimpressed. Service was really slow. I think we waited 40 mins for lunch to come out. During that time the waiter never came back to ask if we wanted refills on drinks.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 4
Service: 2
Went to lunch at 11:00 as the doors opened, ordered and 20 minutes later were told the kitchen was slammed, we were the only table there, and waited ten more minutes to get the salad portion of our lunch combo of salad and personal pizza. Salad had brown limp old lettuce. Another 30 minutes later and our little pizzas arrived. There was a to go order of 6 pizzas that came in and waited 20 minutes, but that slammed the kitchen??? We are still the only table! The salad was crap, with the worst ranch dressing I have ever had. Red rocks disguised as cherry tomatoes . This is the places reboot, with this experience as any indication, they won't be here much longer.