This is obviously a front. This is the worst pizza I have ever had by far. The food tasted like it was 3D printed. Always empty. Do not waste your time or money on this horrific “pizza” place.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Tourettetv96
Such weird ghost like vibes in this place, The pizza was aggressively dry.
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 2
Service: 1
Recommended dishes: Truffle Mushroom Pizza
Anthony Freiss
Pizza is not much better than a cheap frozen one from the grocery store. Bland atmosphere.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Michael Martin
clearly a front business. never seen the place open.
Brian Klik
Who moves into such prime real estate and provides such a terrible product? This place must be a front.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Alyse J.
The pizza was okay but our garlic knots were completely raw on the inside. Don't suggest eating here
Melissa G.
One evening a few months ago, I decided to give Fat Tomato a try. I entered the store but I didn't see anyone eating or working, so I wondered if they were open. I ordered at a kiosk and someone quietly came out from the back to fill the order. The employee pulled out a slice, heated it up, placed it in a nondescript cardboard box, handed it to me wordlessly, and receded into the back. The store was cold and industrial, and with no one left in the store except me, it felt too awkward to eat inside and so I left. The pizza was immediately cold, the crust cardboard-like, the cheese plasticized.I always used to wonder why I never saw anyone inside the store, despite its prime, bustling location. Now I see an occasional DoorDasher at the location, and I feel bad for the sad suckers who decided to give it a try.
Julia Berkman
should have known it would be bad because it was empty on a thursday night at 8pm. ordered garlic knots which were somehow both burnt on the outside and raw in the middle. friend got a slice of mushroom olive sausage pizza and the mushrooms were not cooked. her pizza was also somehow raw. we’re both suffering from stomach aches now. save your money…..
Jasira Andrus
Worse than any cafeteria pizza I’ve ever had and far too overpriced. Received two slices of undercooked pizza, with the toppings I’d ordered essentially placed on top without being cooked. Capitol Hill has far better options for pizza!
J Berkman
should have known it would be bad because it was empty on a thursday night at 8pm. ordered garlic knots which were somehow both burnt on the outside and raw in the middle. friend got a slice of mushroom olive sausage pizza and the mushrooms were not cooked. her pizza was also somehow raw. we’re both suffering from stomach aches now. save your money…..
The saddest excuse for New York pizza that I've ever had the displeasure to eat. Don't waste you're money on this unauthentic NY pizza.
Food: 1
Saadiya D.
Really regret not reading the reviews before I ordered! I went to grab two slices for a quick dinner at $4 each and ordered the spicy mayo.Pizza tastes like cardboard, almost like it was frozen and reheated. The cheese taste like plastic. The crust definitely feels like it's pre-made. Spicy mayo is basically just straight up hot sauce. Save your money it's not worth it, even when desperate.
pjmac550355
I walked into this place at like 230pm to make an order … the 1 worker was sleeping, and woke up to tell me they were close!!! I was dying laughing. I work across the street and never see anybody in there
Original
Spent $60 on pasta and chicken. The chicken wasn’t too bad but the Alfredo had no flavor or seasoning it tasted like plain cereal. Other than that employees were nice and it’s a clean place. Pizza was really good
Adonis
Poor customer service. Chicken tastes like fish. Missing ingredients on pizza
This is obviously a front. This is the worst pizza I have ever had by far. The food tasted like it was 3D printed. Always empty. Do not waste your time or money on this horrific “pizza” place.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Such weird ghost like vibes in this place, The pizza was aggressively dry.
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 2
Service: 1
Recommended dishes: Truffle Mushroom Pizza
Pizza is not much better than a cheap frozen one from the grocery store. Bland atmosphere.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
clearly a front business. never seen the place open.
Who moves into such prime real estate and provides such a terrible product? This place must be a front.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
The pizza was okay but our garlic knots were completely raw on the inside. Don't suggest eating here
One evening a few months ago, I decided to give Fat Tomato a try. I entered the store but I didn't see anyone eating or working, so I wondered if they were open. I ordered at a kiosk and someone quietly came out from the back to fill the order. The employee pulled out a slice, heated it up, placed it in a nondescript cardboard box, handed it to me wordlessly, and receded into the back. The store was cold and industrial, and with no one left in the store except me, it felt too awkward to eat inside and so I left. The pizza was immediately cold, the crust cardboard-like, the cheese plasticized.I always used to wonder why I never saw anyone inside the store, despite its prime, bustling location. Now I see an occasional DoorDasher at the location, and I feel bad for the sad suckers who decided to give it a try.
should have known it would be bad because it was empty on a thursday night at 8pm. ordered garlic knots which were somehow both burnt on the outside and raw in the middle. friend got a slice of mushroom olive sausage pizza and the mushrooms were not cooked. her pizza was also somehow raw. we’re both suffering from stomach aches now. save your money…..
Worse than any cafeteria pizza I’ve ever had and far too overpriced. Received two slices of undercooked pizza, with the toppings I’d ordered essentially placed on top without being cooked. Capitol Hill has far better options for pizza!
should have known it would be bad because it was empty on a thursday night at 8pm. ordered garlic knots which were somehow both burnt on the outside and raw in the middle. friend got a slice of mushroom olive sausage pizza and the mushrooms were not cooked. her pizza was also somehow raw. we’re both suffering from stomach aches now. save your money…..
Restaurantji Recommends
The saddest excuse for New York pizza that I've ever had the displeasure to eat. Don't waste you're money on this unauthentic NY pizza.
Food: 1
Really regret not reading the reviews before I ordered! I went to grab two slices for a quick dinner at $4 each and ordered the spicy mayo.Pizza tastes like cardboard, almost like it was frozen and reheated. The cheese taste like plastic. The crust definitely feels like it's pre-made. Spicy mayo is basically just straight up hot sauce. Save your money it's not worth it, even when desperate.
I walked into this place at like 230pm to make an order … the 1 worker was sleeping, and woke up to tell me they were close!!! I was dying laughing. I work across the street and never see anybody in there
Spent $60 on pasta and chicken. The chicken wasn’t too bad but the Alfredo had no flavor or seasoning it tasted like plain cereal. Other than that employees were nice and it’s a clean place. Pizza was really good
Poor customer service. Chicken tastes like fish. Missing ingredients on pizza