Joe Schmoe's
$ • American, Ice Cream, Burgers
Hours:
5123 Ball Rd, Cypress
(657) 214-0511
Take-Out/Delivery Options
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Joe Schmoe's Reviews
UPDATE: 11/22/23 Thanksgiving Eve. I placed an online order. I’m bringing custard for the fam tomorrow night for an addition to desserts.As soon as I pulled up, James seen me from inside and came out to my car with my order. He was quick, friendly and what stood out the most was his honesty! I paid him in cash and ‘thought’ I gave exact change but realized I overpaid him; only because he told me!
Very cool place to get some comfort food. I got the Southern style chicken strips with tater tots. Plenty of food for the price point. Plus, the dining area was comfortable. Will go again.
Ratings
Hours
Monday | Closed |
Tuesday | 11AM - 8PM |
Wednesday | 11AM - 8PM |
Thursday | 11AM - 8PM |
Friday | 11AM - 8PM |
Saturday | 11AM - 8PM |
Sunday | 11AM - 9PM |
There was a Santa Claus that came in and thanked 4 cops for their service. The cops were eating, it's very safe there, I think...well it feels safe. This place is America. In every way imaginable. Corndogs are amazing. Oddly romantic dine in.Parking: Zero anxiety parking lot.Kid-friendliness: The staff is always friendly and it is just chill there.Wheelchair accessibility: No steps or anything. It's all ground level.