Thee Stork Club
$ • Bars, Dive Bar, Pet Friendly
Hours:
2330 Telegraph Ave, Oakland
(510) 859-8709
Thee Stork Club Reviews
Maddie, the best bartender for two reasons... 1. She delivered a better drink than she promised. 2. She is beautiful inside and out (not sure which wins), but she also happens to be quite beautiful and flirty with chubby middle aged Mexican. Just waiting for her ring size.
No food. Just a grand ol time. Service is cool. Some sick shows. It's dark and grungy inside. Cheap beer. Free game of 8 balls. Beach-like cabanas outside for your smoking pleasure, it's where the cool kids hang out. You wanna be cool? It's fun lining up for the toilet, I call it the flirt zone. The End. PS: Mondays are the best.
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Hours
| Monday | 4PM - 2AM |
| Tuesday | 4PM - 2AM |
| Wednesday | 4PM - 2AM |
| Thursday | 4PM - 2AM |
| Friday | 4PM - 2AM |
| Saturday | 4PM - 2AM |
| Sunday | 4PM - 2AM |
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So I went in this place just to pass a little time. I met Sylvee. She is the sexiest woman I’ve ever met from Detroit and to my surprise, she was as sweet as she is gorgeous. I finally understand why Eminem doesn’t want to tour anymore. I’m service oriented and not opposed to beautiful women. The service was amazing and almost matched her beauty. She looked me right in the eye and called my name. Ummmmm fan for life.