Staley's Club

$$ • Cocktail Bar

426 E Main St, Turlock
(209) 634-6328



Reviews for Staley's Club

Literally the shittiest bar I've ever been to! Upon entering this shit hole, the aroma of stale fromunda cheese and bounce dat ass fills your nose, I instantly started to gag! My sister was harassed by a member of the Aryan Brotherhood for sitting in his assigned seat, and management allowed this to happen. If you like being harassed by the kkk this place is for you! Also, there were people smoking meth in the back booth, real classy!!!! Also saw a roach run across the bar full review

It was a comfortable little bar to visit. The crowd was fun and there was a variety of music types playing on the jule box, all types were well received. There are a few televisions, probably for sports, I was there too late to tell. This place was actually packed when we arrived.

Checked it out last night for the first time with my wife and it was a great environment. Big issues though that should be fixed. We had the table that was closest to the restrooms. That table is not sturdy, people kept bumping into it knocking down our drinks a couple times. Money down the drain. It should be screwed down or something. Wife put money into jukebox, hour passed by and nothing. Multiple females go into the restrooms and take forever inside, they should only be full review

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Monday 11AM - 2AM
Tuesday 11AM - 2AM
Wednesday 11AM - 2AM
Thursday 11AM - 2AM
Friday 11AM - 2AM
Saturday 11AM - 2AM
Sunday 11AM - 2AM

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