“So last night I went to this bar with some friends and let me just say, this place is…. A hole in the MF wall.. a wall that’s barely standing. The bartender was great but idk.. I’m not saying it’s terrible but I would rather sit in front of the the police station and take shots of tequila while beeping my horn at a fast pace. I’d take a side chick to my Mother-in-laws driveway to smack uglies before I brought her to this deserted island of a bar.. They do have 1 pool table that Thomas Jefferson played on… rumor has it he even signed The Declaration of the Independence on that same table. Would I go back? Is my credit score bad? You damn right! I’ll see you guys there!!“
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“So last night I went to this bar with some friends and let me just say, this place is…. A hole in the MF wall.. a wall that’s barely standing. The bartender was great but idk.. I’m not saying it’s terrible but I would rather sit in front of the the police station and take shots of tequila while beeping my horn at a fast pace. I’d take a side chick to my Mother-in-laws driveway to smack uglies before I brought her to this deserted island of a bar.. They do have 1 pool table that Thomas Jefferson played on… rumor has it he even signed The Declaration of the Independence on that same table. Would I go back? Is my credit score bad? You damn right! I’ll see you guys there!!“