“Beijing house thank you for serving me one of the best meals in history I sat down Sometime last week and was deciding on what I wanted for dinner so I chose bejing house a classic Chinese spot. I ordered a shrimp chow mein combo my go to I picked up my food went home and smelled the goodness through the bag I couldn't wait so I opened my container and began to eat though at first taste something seemed a little off so I took another and boom there I was in the middle of a Native American burial ground with people of greek descent chanting around me speaking fluent Arabic and holding torches though never attempting to learn Arabic in my life I can hear and understand these foreign people it's like they where in my mind and our souls where sewed together they asked me to use my body for time travel and I agreed. I woke up in 730 C.E in the middle of feudal China in a rice field during the Tang Dynasty I looked around checking my surroundings nothing but what i was wearing seemed familiar... I was wearing the same white dress with pizza sauce stained on it from my meal at parkway pizza. I wondered for years on end but couldn't find any sign of life. I wouldn't get tired or thirsty but my eye brows where always itchy for some reason after years of walking I had calf's 50 X the size of Ronnie Coleman's I finally found a village full of lively tree frog like people and they where mesmerized by my astonishingly large legs for the next year this village treated me like a king even a god some may say because I could stomp grapes and make wine like no other the villagers built me a silver and gold castle and made sculptures of me holding Mount Everest but the fame and riches came to a end one fateful night... it was 2:39 in the morning when I heard a loud thud on my castle door I open it to see none other than Joseph Stalin he came with a speaker phone and challenged me to a jousting match at this point the whole city was watching my manhood everything I had ever loved or worked for was threatened I had no choice but to except. The day of the jousting came I asked where the horses where as I stared down this man's beautiful majestic mustache he snapped his fingers and there it was a purple and pink miniature horse named pickles he began to laugh in the most conniving way possible as he clapped his hands three times the Trojan horse spawned In as he levitated to saddle his horse while I merely straddled my legs over my pony. we set up about 50 yards away and began our match In the blink of an eye there he was knocking me off my horse and beating me. In defeat I ripped off my dress and peeled the skin on my face back revealing I was the undertaker I proceeded to tombstone Joseph Stalin into nothing but shrimp fried rice the frog villagers feasted on the food but then they became frightened of who I truly was...scared they turned on me and began chasing me with pitch forks and flame throwers I had no choice but to surrender they force fed me Rachel rays famous Brown Butter & Cream Orecchiette with Cremini Mushrooms i ate so much of it I vomited. Feeling very dizzy I looked down into the puddle of throw up to see a young me in nothing but a pampers diaper and a ancient Roman time chest plate on with a Chuck Liddell haircut and the most luxurious fu man chu mustache the world has ever seen toddler me didn't speak but I knew what he was saying he wanted to save me from the god forsaken world my feet began to pulsate as Theodore rosevelt in all his glory rose from the earth and said " it's time " grabbed my shoulders and brought me underground with him everything went static and grey I woke up watching season 1 episode 1 of breaking bad with a empty container of shrimp chow mein on my coffe table and that was the end of that meal but I will forshure be back... I highly recommend bejing house if u want to experience anything like this 1000/10“
“This is a review for the new location on Commercial Drive. We stopped for dinner on a Monday evening. We ordered an appetizer platter, the beef stew, dry noodles with seafood and stir fried noodles with chicken. We enjoyed them all but especially the beef stew. The service was prompt and professional. We will be back again.“
“I found this restaurant a few weeks ago, and have ordered something different every time I've stopped. I'm not familiar with this style food, and have little experience with such a menu. But so far, everything's been great! Adding this to my bucket list: try everything they have on the menu at least once...no repeats! Great food, great folks. Really looking forward to introducing my family and friends to the restaurant!“
“The overall atmosphere of this was a solid 4/5, it was very good but didn't have anything that made it stand out. Food was amazing but that's my personal taste and the service is top notch for a family ran restaurant. The price is absolutely worth the visit, less than $10 for a big bowl of pho while some places charge $15+ for a bowl that'll leave you hungry. A very good place to bring a date or just some friends.Vegetarian options: They have a decent variety of vegetarian items, a whole menu page dedicated to it i think.Kid-friendliness: Good for kids, noodles and foods are delicious and the unique beverages for picky ones“