Starbucks in Courtenay

Starbucks Coffee Shops • $
444 Lerwick Rd, Courtenay

“I arrived at this seemingly normal Starbucks at 4am from a red eye flight. There were gargoyles at the main entrance but I brushed it off. I ordered a milkshake but when the barista went to the kitchen to fetch my order I heard a blood curdling scream. Breaking the ‘no going into the kitchen if you aren’t an employee’ rule I rushed into the kitchen and saw that a gang of Gargoyles that were holding the staff hostage. Pulling out my .009 I shot one of the Gargoyles in the head. He collapsed in a pile of rubble. The others took notice of me and ran at me with machetes and baseball bats. I kept firing my gun, killing a few but there was just too many. They swiped at me but I luckily dodged out of the way. I ducked behind a door and was about to snipe another gargoyle, but I as I clicked the trigger I was severely disappointed. I was out of bullets! I desperately looked around for a weapon to use but in my haste I had drawn gargoyles to my location! They swiped at me. I dodged. I threw a punch at him. My hand struck his hard concrete face and I broke my wrist. Holding back my agony like a sigma, I backed out of the Starbucks with the Massive gargoyle standing over me menacingly. “You killed my friends, my family, everyone I knew and loved, dead at your hands. You’re going to pay…” He growled in a deep guttural voice. Suddenly, the red sun peeked over the horizon. “Noo… The sun- it burns… AAGGGHHH”. And the leader of the gargoyles had been slain at the hands of the sun. But as I was patting myself on the back for thwarting the leader of gargoyles, a 45-pound boulder of concrete fell from the dying creature onto my head, and I woke up in the ER room 6 hours later. Nevertheless, this place is now my go- to spot for Fast Food and was the most fun I’ve had eating since the Travis Scott burger. 69/10“

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3.5 Good43 Reviews
Starbucks Coffee Shops • $
2627 Cliffe Ave, Courtenay

“Saw a lot of negative reviews and I wanted to state my piece. These baristas have been on OVERDRIVE with the other 2 locations in town being closed and they are doing an amazing job. Yeah wait times can be a little high but I have no idea what you expect when there are 10 other people waiting for very high maintenance drinks. Get a grip if ur crying over waiting 15 mins for a coffee and make it at home if it's such a big deal. The customer service has been amazing from my experiences and I will keep coming back. Thanks again for the great drinks and servic“

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3.4 Good38 Reviews
Starbucks Coffee Shops • $
Courtney Crossing, 1661 Cliffe Ave, Courtenay

“Lynn that works at Thrifty Starbucks, downtown knows everyones name. Polite, humorous and awesome at engaging with clients. Lynn makes you feel special. I hope she knows what a gift she is ti Starbucks. Thanks 😊 to Lynn and all the other special staff!!“

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3.2 Average13 Reviews
Starbucks Coffee Shops • $
1551 Cliffe Ave, Courtenay
3.2 Average18 Reviews
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