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“I think old ellie would be appalled at the prices, it is ice cream right? As in milk and sugar... Yes ice cream should not be so much, I know, everything is but it's a snack! A treat. Maybe it's me. It is good ice cream but not at the price of a gallon of ice cream from down the street..Parking: It is ideal to find a spot on main Street, if not parking lot is in the back of the building. Go east on Birch Street and take the first left.“

“Oh boy, where do I even begin with my out-of-this-world experience at McDonald's? Strap yourselves in for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, culinary surprises, and the occasional raised eyebrow!Upon entering the golden arches, I was greeted by a crew of highly enthusiastic employees, all decked out in fancy costumes that made them look like superheroes ready to save the world, one Happy Meal at a time. I half-expected Ronald McDonald himself to descend from the ceiling, singing a jazzy tune and showering us with french fries. Sadly, that didn't happen, but a girl can dream, right?Let's talk about the menu. McDonald's has truly embraced its inner mad scientist, concocting some unimaginable culinary creations. Who knew you could stuff an entire Big Mac into a chicken nugget? They call it the "Mac Nugget Extravaganza"! It's like taking a bite of the universe itself, an explosion of flavors that leaves you questioning the very fabric of reality.The dessert options deserve a special mention. Have you ever tasted a milkshake so thick that you could use it as a cement mixer? Well, buckle up, because McDonald's has created the "Concrete Shake." It's like trying to drink a skyscraper through a straw, but in the most delicious way possible. Just don't forget to bring a chainsaw if you want to finish it in one sitting!The atmosphere inside was electrifying, thanks to the restaurant's strategic decision to replace their classic background music with a live accordion performance. Picture this: eating your burger while a bearded man in a sequined jumpsuit serenades you with polka tunes. It's like Oktoberfest came early to McDonald's, and I'm here for it.Now, let's address the restroom situation. McDonald's has revolutionized the bathroom experience by introducing talking toilets. Yep, you read that right. As soon as you enter the stall, a friendly voice starts whispering motivational quotes and telling you how beautiful you are. It's a little unnerving at first, but after a while, you start to appreciate the boost of self-esteem that only a toilet can provide.Lastly, the customer service was out of this world. The staff was so dedicated to making me feel like royalty that they insisted on carrying me from the counter to my table on a majestic throne. I have never felt more important in my life. I'll be honest; I wish they had carried me back to my car too. It's hard to go back to walking like a mere mortal after being treated like a fast food diva.In conclusion, if you're up for an intergalactic adventure filled with bizarre menu items, musical toilets, and the occasional feeling of grandeur, make sure to visit McDonald's. Just remember, this review is as fake as the unicorn on their menu, but hey, a little bit of fantasy never hurt anyone. Happy eating, fellow cosmic food explorers!Disclaimer: No customers were harmed or carried on thrones during the making of this review. Any resemblance to actual McDonald's experiences is purely coincidental.“