“Bert's Bar ... what a confusing yet interesting place ... One evening I noticed dozens and dozens of people drinking beers and congregating in front of Shorty's on Duval Street. A friend informed me that it wasn't just a random bachelor party setting their brews down on top of newspaper boxes - it was Bert's Bar! Not sure who Bert is or why he had this grand plan, but if you want to hang out with like-minded (drunk!) individuals without spending an arm and a leg, head on over to Bert's where you can have fun while socializing yet pinching your pennies.“
“Probably the best bar / atmosphere in all of Key West! So glad we stopped in, it was raining so me & my wife decided to grab a drink & wait for the rain to pass. That turned into 4 hours of a great live reggae music , laughs & meeting some great people! What a vibe the Green Parrot is! Shout out to Hunter the bartender who made the night even more memorable! If you don’t try the root beer barrel don’t bother saying you’ve been to the Green Parrot! We will certainly be back!“
“This was a great spot to stop at, to say you've been there. Too small to stay a while, but a must go to. I Ordered a drink to walk around with and the bartender recommended the key lime pie shot which was DELICIOUS! That's a MUST try. I don't even like key lime pie and I LOVED this. Bartender was super friendly and I'd give the experience 5 stars. I'd definitely go back!“
“The dive bar of dive bars. Grungy of grungy. Dollar bills and bras get left behind here! Live music. Reasonably priced drinks. Pool tables. Other stuff. But most importantly alcohol! Short walk from cruise ship pier. And it's the oldest bar in Florida!!!“
“The best chicken strips you will ever put in your mouth. Everything here is delicious. The bacon mac n cheese is so GOOD!Parking: There are 2 paid parking lots directly across the street.Wheelchair accessibility: The order window is on the sidewalk, so you can roll right up.“
“We really struggled finding this from Google maps but with assistance we did and it was worth the effort. A very small bar with map charts all over the walls and ceiling. They usually have free hot dogs, peanuts and popcorn but apparently the hot dog crock pot wasn't working and although there was some popcorn the machine is on its last leg and we had more kernels than popped corn. None of this impacted the experience. It's an incredible spot that should be visited!!“
“Top notch karaoke bar with a twist! The drinks are strong, just like the talented karaoke singers! Pool table to keep you busy, great service, fun conversations and great music! If you were on the fence about trying it, jump and run into Bobby's!“
“It was a great first time visit to this location. The service was excellent for such a large group that we had. The food was good but not out of this world. They do have a great happy hour. They have very limited parking, but there is a parking lot close by. The appetizers were plenty full and tasty.Parking: There’s a paid parking lot next-door“
“Yes it's a dive bar as the name implies and they are proud of it!! As they should be!! Cold beer, limited snack type menu and a good quiet place to just relax and have a drink and a taco or burrito! Lots of classic bar type memorabilia hanging everywhere with one of a kind t-shirt designs plastered on the ceiling. You can buy their t-shirt of the month in the bar, while also subscribing to their t-shirt club which is a consortium of other like minded dive bars. Pretty neat and unusual concept.“